You have to hand it to Charlie Sheen: he is many things, but “stupid” isn’t one of them!
Dlisted is reporting that “Teen Mom” star turned porn actress Farrah Abraham recently began texting Sheen after meeting him at a party. All was well until Farrah “leaked” the texts to TMZ in an attempt to get more publicity for herself. Sheen, however, wasn’t happy with this little development, and penned a letter to her…which he subsequently “leaked” to TMZ as well.
This was the letter:
“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
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