Are you a woman who hates herself? Charlie Sheen has a job for you!
Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Mr. Tiger Blood is casting a new co-star for his hit show, “Anger Management.” This casting comes hot on the heels of the (absolutely hilarious) meltdown that caused his co-star, Selma Blair, to get fired. To be considered for your shot at superstardom, you have to be a “gorgeous and sexy” white or Latina woman, under 5-foot-6, a “typical doctor” (meaning, “tough, career driven, neurotic and you wear your heart on your sleeve”), and — above all else — you must “hate yourself for eventually becoming attracted to Charlie.”
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Good luck, ladies! And if you try out for the show, let us know how it goes at @ZonaDeSabor!